the easiest CATCH INTHE FUCKIN WORLD!
there is NO WAY TO REdeem it is it a total BUSINESS CAPTURE PROGRAM STRIP-mined the AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE TO SUCH AN extent it iS NO LONGER POSSIBLE? NO: acceptable. to PARTAKE OF IT AT ALL even condoning a full week of it, ahead of it's date in the lead-up!is not enough for COMPANIES!!!!!need(and they do NEED IT that is the disgusting of it!()to shift(and it is just thaet it is not even SOLD* any longer on these dates it is so EXPECTED YOU NEED bed,bath,and beyond it is only there for christmas stocking stuffings and makes no profit but making AMERICA BELIEVE it still has the cache* of a system with regard to any conception of a LUXURY lifestyle(even BRAD PITT made the funny!!!!of issuing one of these to his wife this fuckin' DILAP Stretched-lip FRAUD on bosnia), which IS* seriously depressing when you bother to care at all about the AMERICAN PEOPLE as being anything other than MUTE SHEEP so thaet though is the plan for america a system of holidays so extensive they wouldn't dream to leave you more than even a few hours of the year not bothered to purchase THINGS FOR SALE. CAN YOU IMAGINE the se fuckin' ASSWIPES!!!!in this country still cannot fathom why it is thaet it is so FUCKIN'-A!!boring, this holiday now. ALL THAT was ideated!!!out of the EMERGENCE of the CONSTITUTION OF THIS HOLIDAY IN THE 1950s and 60s(like, the now funny-staple of LUX., SHRIMP COCKTAIL thaet nobody but nobody doesn't want the ACTUAL!mark-of-quality-BRAND(heinz(is now so threadbare in its application in meta-synonymies of tailor-making CULTURE COOL IN 'ironical' family-life it is NO WONDER why it won't be turned into a FOOD FIGHT next year at the latest if it isN'T ALREADY ONE.

CHRISTMAS IS blight my friends on this life at all(the CIA!!!!calls it the FAT-slob indulgence day and it makes sense cause nobody can even travel to their 'loved ones' if they even cared and they barely do want to even take time from their SUPAH-fly LIFESTYLE IN YOUR FAVORITE CITY SHIFTING product for BEST BUY, and telling all customers now to go fuckin' HANG(which IS!not better thaen the super-fly bitch thaet H&M!hires whose ROLE IS ACTUALLY(and she does succeed in it so congratulations to thaet company for rolling into AMERICA SOME SEMBLANCE OF STYLE, even if 99% of what's in the store is n ot to your quality standard there sometimes is something though, which DOES MAKE THE BITCH MAKE SENSE. it IS!actually a cool job) ). and this IS!actually what americans CANNOT APPRECIATE HOWEVER MUCH THEY want to believe they are cool this woman they hire is so BEMUSED WITH HOW LOSER MOST OF THE CUSTOMERS are in how little they think the brand is worth they also thought it about YOU NOT(so this girl was thinking to date 'you', if 'you' are a functionally-coolPERSONatall and thaet is the truth of BUSINESS IN THIS FIELD OF LIFE IN ameriCUM!the standard issue playboy is nowhere in sight now it is totally a fuckin' DRONE SYSTEM THEY MADE FOR PEOPLE TO STAND AROUND WITH THESE TELEPHONE-systemologicals in their hands playing their fave. P-diddy SHITE(and believe::::americans'DO THINK THEY ARE COOL DOING THESE THINGS wherease EUROPEANS?

I will be reporting from thaet location shortly on a new websystem so I WISH YOU A LL A MERRY CHRISTMAS THIS SITE IS CONCOLUDED FOR ALL INTENTS AND PERPOSES(get used to it, please):::::but, in EUROPE?the problem is they DO NOT CARE AT ALL ABOUT CUSTOMERservice, which makes all these places AMERICAN actually in their blaisse-attitude, their CHRISMAS?????how could it be anything fuckin' WORSE THAEN IN AMERICA but it is NOT. In fact:it is SO FUCKIN' LAME I as an american would want to give you a buster-douglas DIME!for wanting it CARPET BOMBED INTO SUMBISSION i hate all these fuckin' OUTLYERS from where I'm AT HERE IN the shittiest fuckin' LOSER LIFE IN all history, trapped between the pages of some book RAYMOND carver wiped his ass with on his true American pastime of getting wasted off alcohol.

TINA FEY, though? SUCH A FUCKIN" LOSER THIS BITCH ain't made COMEDY FOR LIKE FUCKIN" DECADES, although whatever she thinks she does in bed with ALEC FUCKIN' BALDWIN sure as shit makes a case for me(but, since she put her WHOLE ENTIRE LOVE LIFE ON THE FUCKIN' CINEMA SCREEN I know for sure how to describe that bitch which is A WHORE RUSTED TO THE BOLTS OF A 1975 CHEVY IMPALA.)fingering the wheel-bearings while she licks the fuckin' bottom of the CARBURATEUR, that thing is about to CHARGE if she CAN JUST GET HER NUTS aligned with the axle-rod, ball-bearings this STUD IS SO HOT just cum on me please chirp.....in any case, 30 ROCK! the simple best comedy tele/vision ever made it seems to me, and her dalliance with this cafe-worker????a really cool thing to have instilled into the consciousness of even A SINGLE AMERICAN FOOL.

so:::::he'res i guess an image of thaet series fuck-city there 20-years ago maybe she can play my fuckin' GRANDMA now that ain't fuckin' america anywhere noT even in thaet shitty fuckin' city she throws dogs off the top of SKYCRAPERS from

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