Cinemicity

film & culture

HErEsz' LOOKin' at YOUKID,supposed ta bEROMANTIC?al?/NO! NOt for a BITCH!

It is no longer acceptable to worship cinema. It is not thaet it GETS things WRONG, actually; it's, rather::::that it gets it TOO CORRECT for its OWN GOOD...EXCEPT::::when HUMPHREY BOGART STEAL sz YER stupid fuckin' SLUT?/!/?/NOPE, "no interes //t// innit."xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

by The Editor

It is no longer acceptable to worship cinema. It is not thaet it GETS things WRONG, actually; it's, rather::::that it gets it TOO CORRECT for its OWN GOOD...EXCEPT::::when HUMPHREY BOGART STEAL sz YER stupid fuckin' SLUT?/!/?/NOPE, "no interes //t// innit."xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

And that's how the cookie crumbled fer BRAGGADOCIA. HIS self-same minted-platinum fuckin' SELF HUMPHREY BOGART(would steal your GIRL? NO, he would never do it and NOT BECAUSE HE's 'romantic' BUT::::becauseHE's serious NIGGER. And, what that MEANS is thaet NOBODY ever ever ever EVER!understood this simply AWESOME film thaet doesn't FUCKINLANDtill the FAT LADY SINGS(is whaet he KNEW was so fuckin' cool about thaet movie thaet BITCH didNOTgetthe HIGHROAD on a super-decent DUDE and trade him up for some simple fuckin' cause.)/. AND NO!IT is not the case thaet the 'causers' can CLAIM IT ALL from HUMPHREY themselves on the premise thaet he voluntairedHIMSELF to their OWN ROMANCE YOU PEOPLE thaet CANthink this way are fucking parasites on this world and SO IT IS WITH absa-fuckin-luteAPLOMB thaet this very WEBSITE HAS THE SOLE INTERPRETATION OF THIS FILM NOW(and ONLY BECAUSE it is available on LASERDISC; not even the CINEMA/release can be this affective and convincingly so beyond the simpleAESTHETICAL quality of the FILM substrate it produces in MORONSZ like STEVEN and CHRIS NOLAN pablum-pals FOEREvA!.))))/SO, here's looking at YOU INGRID BERGMAN the absolute DOUCHE PICTURED BELOW does win the conversation in this film he is and WASan ABSA-fuckin' LUTE prick to everyone thaet NEVER REALIZES he did have it hard.