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Stillwater Ain't Fucked Small Said Damon

Nobody cares if this PABLUM SITE hacks a Nobel Prize on bein' the only PERSON STICKin' up fer The World not bein' this fuckin' dog sled shit pile of dick.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Nobody cares if this PABLUM SITE hacks a Nobel Prize on bein' the only PERSON STICKin' up fer The World not bein' this fuckin' dog sled shit pile of dick.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Large chili limade an' small-ass tater-tots, please mam?" 'I ain't got a lick a sense in me on this film' was the only kinda monologue Damon was willing to grant himself for the entire scenography of this movie; it was plain-sauce retardation he aimed for directly from the get go all the way and up until"Yes, Sir!"1 got handed on some random stranger not workin' for the government(or fuckin' nuthin') over there in Syria or wherever he ended-up in this movie cause the truth of what 'A Comcast Company'? No, Dreamworks Pictures,?Or, maybe it was toledo enterprises, owned an'managered on Bezos up there in Nevada or some such place...BECAUSE the truth? The truth is that this kind of thinking is ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK America IS*****now.

Seriously, there ain't a fuckin'BODY)(in this place doesn't wannaPantomime Damon all ta' fuckin' dogsled, they say in they's heads, the truth is so fuckin' retarded now/a/daysz that Damon, hisSelfSameSelfhoodedImage maker, Ben Affleck(stuck still whippin Daisy on Britney Spears who never liked him for fuckin' nuthin' till-Ee/got-hisSelf a fuckin' real type-a talkin', which is, actually, where Damon got this too there in liberal hyphenation land)needed no COACHIN' WHATSO-FUCKIN' EVER tado this one, "I got this in my dna I'm pretty shur". And it ain't fuckin' not like that would have retorted Ben if he cared at all about the movies they was makin' longer cause the fact of it:IT'S THAT IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE FOR A PABLUM WRITER TO NEED TO CALL ALL THIS MEANDERING BULLSHIT OUT ALL DAY AND NIGHT ON SOME dumb little web-portal? Yeah, that is what this place is now cause nobody really gets the truth of what cinema is in the United States and the ways and means it's used to artificially create a simulated reality in which nobody actually does anything other than act-out versions of theyselves they got off television or(if they's stupid-enough to go to the cinema)there in the big-den of Jeff and Jeffrey Sacks who think cinema is just antiquated trash now and it'll be better when people can "do it at home", which, by that, they really do mean in they's heads and town-squares, court-houses and in the face of the country Mexican Sherrif when he's there shown-up swaggerin' big-dick in his ponchaDillo truck he mortaged to death to buy himself an identity card.

So, it's false that it's hard to know what to do in the American West; while it's TRUE that it IS HARD to figure out what to say about what they got here in this movie/film,'er elmer fudd the fuck knows what. Cause, them Mexican's above in that dark illegal car driven scared-shitless to death there from false work-papers jobs on tornado-damage dead-beat? AMERICANS should be doin' that shit theyselves IF AT ALL, cause the truth of THAT is thaaat IT IS IMAGES of destruction LIKE THEeeEeeeSE that sustain the fraud across all homesteading in the UNITED STATES, which is INSURANCE these people need to carry to please the bank that is actually the owner and negotiator on almost all real-estate deals"quote in the U.S.A. and that is because acts of nature like this should****be dealt with as the MexicanFOOLSz believe which is surely what this movie is GONNA PROOVE dead-fuckin' wrong bud this place is honko sealed shut down an'ain't gonna be NOBODY gets me out this fuckin' town I got a life-stipend commin' out the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT's asshole over here in all these red-states its just fuckin' trash people gettin' re-factored and programmed into bein' the toughest talkin' LIBERALS on the fuckin' planet's surface these tech LOSERS couldn't have figured this game out better on the country its liberalism now, COAST TO FUCKIN' COAST. So, that's right, Matt and Ben::::you got the brief and we got the talkin' points now? "Nope, buddies, the fact I'm watchin' what I already fuckin' done for years and years now, but on the liberal fuckin' screen? Ain't not the end point on my belieivng HOLLYWOOD IS MY FRIEND".

Fuck that that's the-END for an america so fuckin' lost I don't give nobody any credit because while you can be ASSURED that IS GENERALLY how people in red-thinking places actually do receive pretentious shit like this into their actual lives, they're already made so stupid like this, it's also true that it's hard/ta:know if they's rather just plain offended on the pretense they do the act better because, yeah, the truth is it's all acting across the stage of American Indian land these days where people's all holed-up in they's houses GAMBLING on illegal MACHINES and just tryin' their hardest to KNOW WHERE THE MONEY is comin'? So, windmills over there and glossy fuckin' me on the screen and some dipshit from South Africa with Rattle-Snake Flag make me think I'm in the movie-screen******* now and THAT HAS TO BE good, right, Mr. Cinema? That's Solidaire, ain't it buddy? We's all in this fucker tagether ain't we's? I mean, I got a lime pat i o out back looks like it was once siting fer a cool suburban location; and now I got an empty town-center and a cool LCD junk-screen and, while I do feel MIGHTY DISTANTIATED on talkin' and feeling things/I guess this is the future here now, buddy?

Who knows. But, if you's still talkin' this way when I get-round ta your 'city'? I'll bulldoze it and attach your illegal-BRIGHTs sittin' thaire on yer front/quote-Porch(which is just yer way ta park backwerts an crime that shit dog truck a yers ta let me know yous no friend ta no one 'tall) to yer fuckin'eyeballs 'fore'I throw ya ta death with your worth less than shit neighbors.

Yep, just like a fuckin' HURRICANE true as rain friend, and ain't no Mexican recovery friend-a-yersz gonna clean that mess up for ya.


Footnotes
  1. See later in the film round-about taiyme-stamm'effin(twennathreythurdaine.

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